Happy New Gear!
Some new gear for the new year? I thought your severely hungover ass would never ask. Let's talk analogies. "A good blog post should be like a woman's skirt; long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest." That right there was an analogy; a comparison between two things to help explain something. They're a pretty handy way to make short jokes. Let's get to making some punchy scripts with them. I'll be using real world examples written for a client in th